Celebs. They love their pouty, ridiculously fake and ugly lips.

Somewhere, sometime, someone told them this was the in thing. Then, like everything else, it gets overplayed and wildly out of hand in the blink of an eye.

Maybe everyone just wants to be Angelina Jolie (we know Octomom does). But perhaps they should consider adoption, not quadrupling the size of their lips.

Seriously, stars really need to cool it with the lip injections. Who thinks this looks hot? Below are some of the most glaring offenders - a number of whom you will surely recognize from our inaugural Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame class ...

Heidi Montag: 2006 vs. 2008. The Hills star's transformation from cute girl to silicone cyborg in just two years included serious lip work. It's just too bad she had her 35 procedures before she could thank Jesus on Twitter for the opportunity.

Jessica Simpson: 2004 vs. 2007. Holy crap. Ummm, Jessica Simpson has looked better. That's as nicely as we can put it. This was before she got fat, too!

Anna Faris: 2002 vs. 2008. She's all the rage these days for some reason. Is it because she had her lips plumped? Or starred in a film about Playboy?

We're just getting started, and you ain't seen nothin' yet. The stars featured after the jump make these examples look tame. Continue reading below ...

Brittany Murphy: 2005 vs. 2008. Shady husband Simon Monjack should call her "love lips" (or just "cash cow") after all the work she had done. Gross.

Jenna Jameson: 2002 vs. 2008. The new mom had her lips enhanced ... years after most other parts of hers were worked on in an entirely different sense.

Ashlee Simpson: 2004 vs. 2007. The alleged singer's lips expanded rapidly in a three-year span. Unfortch, her talent and overall attractiveness did not.

Lisa Rinna: 1993 vs. 2009. Scary stuff. At least Lisa Rinna will admit she looks like a freak, but that shouldn't give her license to show her face ... ever.

Nikki Cox: 2004 vs. 2009. Just wow. Nikki Cox certainly has an appropriate last name, because she's got some DSL goin' nowadays if you know what we're saying. What we're saying is Jay Mohr didn't marry her for her looks or personality.

We’re used to seeing him as the brooding bad boy on “Gossip Girl,” but last night Ed Westwick was in quite a different light at the Dressed to Kilt shindig.

The handsome Brit showed up at the event, held to honor all things Scottish during Tartan Week with an adorable white Scottish terrier as he posed for the paparazzi.

Another hunky man in attendance was none other than Sean Connery who showed up with his beautiful wife Micheline.

Once inside, Mr. Westwick gave all the ladies quite a thrill by taking a turn on the catwalk while proudly sporting a kilt.

Everything she touches turns to gold, and Miley Cyrus is having a blast with all of her success. But the “Hannah Montana” cutie told FOX Pop Tarts that she’s not too keen on girls idolizing her.

Miley stated, “If you look at me as a role model I agree with it, but if you look at me as an idol I don’t. An idol for me is someone you want to replicate, you want to be them and I don’t wish that on anyone to lose what they have personally.”

She continued, “What I think people like about me is that I don’t try to change, I haven’t let what I do for a living become my life and completely affect me. What I do in my personal life isn’t necessarily meant to be reported but that doesn’t mean it’s not going to be.”

Miss Cyrus also noted that while she carries a lot of weight on her shoulders, she tried not to take herself too seriously.  “I’m going to make mistakes and I wouldn’t trade that for anything because I always say the minute you stop making mistakes is the minute you stop learning.  I never want to disappoint people and my decisions sometimes not only disappoint other people, but disappoint myself aswell. If I don’t then, all of a sudden I am not real and then you really can’t look up to me.”

Showing off her new curly coif, Megan Fox was spotted leaving Five Fifteen Salon in Glendale, California yesterday afternoon (March 30).

The “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” hottie looked super sexy as she meandered past the paparazzi, sporting a blue cardigan, beige top, slim fit jeans, and tall black boots.

And it sounds like Paris Hilton has some competition when it comes to being an animal lover, as Megan has a massive collection of furry friends at home as well.

According to a report, Miss Fox keeps five dogs, two cats, two birds, one squirrel, and one pot-bellied pig as her own personal mini-zoo!

Another week, another man for Pamela Anderson.

The former Baywatch star returned to her beach-laden roots this earlier today, as she watched new boy toy Jamie Padgett take her son surfing.

Not much is known about Padgett at the moment, except for this: he'll be doing Anderson on video any minute now.

Click on the photos below to enlarge more images of Pam and her man...

[Photos: Splash News]

The goddess that is Britney Spears has risen from the ashes and is taking the world by storm once again. But during the day, even the Circus tour must rest.

A day after she was allegedly heard crying out for help on a leaked voicemail left for an attorney, a mellow Britney was showing no apparent signs of discontent.

Spears, who was also the subject of controversy this weekend as her father sought to shut down a fan site that has supported her for five years, made a Starbucks run on Monday in Woodland Hills, Calif., looking as beautiful as ever ...

DOUBLE FISTING: Looks like a frapp and a water for Queen Britney.

Other Britney Spears news in the past two weeks has included death threats, a document showing that she paid $2.7 million in legal bills in 11 months, a video of her screaming "Merry Christmas" during a show, a claim that she banged some guy in a bathroom on tour, a report of two of her roadies being arrested and other good stuff.

Just another day in the Circus!

Kristen Stewart is still adjusting to life as a movie star.

The young actress has seen her career take off thanks to Twilight, and it won't be slowing down any time soon. She plays one of the lead characters in the new, critically-acclaimed comedy Adventureland.

Along with fame and fortune, Stewart must now deal with scrutiny in every aspect of her life.

For example, study the contrasting styles below. Which look do you prefer for the star?

We're down to nine finalists on American Idol.

Anyone that watched Adam Lambert put on an incredible, acoustic rendition of "Tracks of My Tears" last week can probably guess that the top spot in our Power Rankings remains the same. As for the rest?

Let's take a look...

5. Allison Iraheta: Brought crowd to its feet with "Papa Was a Rolling Stone." Kara said Allison sounds like she's been singing for 400 years. And she's only 16. Amazing.

4. Danny Gokey: Sorry, Gokeheads, but Danny loses a couple spots this week. Simon referred his rendition of "Get Ready" as clumsy and amateurish. We couldn't really argue with that. Might he have peaked too early?

3. Kris Allen: We aren't sold on his less-than-stellar vocals or use of the guitar. But we can't argue with an adoring public. Just listen to those female screams every time Allen performs.

2. Matt Giraud: Following a soulful rendition of Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On," this crooner somehow ended up in the bottom three last week. We still can't get over that. Neither can Kara, we're guessing, who looked like she wanted to straddle him right then and there on the judge's table.

1. Adam Lambert: Need you ask why?

It’s nothing new to see a celebrity meander into the world of merchandising, but Kendra Wilkinson is adding a little sex appeal to her franchise.

The “Girls Next Door” hottie is reportedly planning on releasing her own striptease workout package including an actual stripper pole.

She told Us magazine, “I’m coming out with my own stripper pole. Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout.  It’s like Carmen Electra’s, but mine is better.  Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it.”

Miss Wilkinson has also been busy working on her new reality show “Kendra.” “It’s been fun.  A lot of work, but fun. I’m used to Holly and Bridget, but now it’s just me. My show’s kind of—our show—is kind of like I Love Lucy, but newlyweds. It’s funny.”

She’s been hard at work on her latest movie “The Baster,” and yesterday (March 30) Jennifer Aniston was spotted heading back to her hotel after a long day of filming.

The “He’s Just Not That Into You” cutie sported a long black double-breasted wool coat with slim fit jeans and brown suede boots as she passed the paparazzi.

And according to an insider, Miss Aniston has been a bit of a diva while working on her current project, keeping to herself and making everyone work around her schedule.

The source told press, “In the morning, the cast and crew had to wait to start filming without Jen because she asked for extra time to finishing blow-drying her hair,” adding, “Jen kept mostly to herself.  She didn’t talk to anyone during the breaks.”

And what’s more, “Jen refused to walk even a step outside the restaurant during the break for lunch.  She had her car pull up right next to the restaurant so she could be driven less than a block to her trailer to avoid photographers.”