Returning to join up with his Wolf Palk pals, Taylor Lautner arrived back in Vancouver, Canada for the filming of “New Moon” on Monday night (March 30).

The trip up north follows a short stay in Los Angeles, as Taylor ended up filling in for co-star Stephenie Meyer and Robert Pattinson at the Kids’ Choice Awards in Los Angeles.

During the ceremony, Lautner accepted the trophy for best book for “Twilight” - telling the crowd, “This is awesome. Thank you, guys.”

Receiving the Kids’ Choice Award from presenters Hugh Jackman and Sandra Bullock, Lautner added that Meyer “wished she could have been there and that they are shooting ‘New Moon’ now and having a lot of fun.”

We're really sorry, guys.

It's been weeks since our last Megan Fox photo montage.

Allow us to make up for this gross oversight by posting a handful of pics of the actress without any pants on.

Yes, you read that correctly. Now, experience it for yourself...

Put on a pot of coffee and get comfortable, fellas. It might take you awhile to click around each of these Megan Fox pictures.

Kendra Wilkinson has been hard at work planning her summer wedding to Hank Baskett.

But the model has found the time to turn a hobby into a business plan.

"I'm coming out with my own stripper pole... and stripper pole workout," Wilkinson told Us Weekly over the weekend. "It's like Carmen Electra's, but mine is better. Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it."

Better than Carmen Electra's line of stripper poles?!? We'll have to see that to believe it.

As for her upcoming reality show, what can viewers expect from Kendra?

"It's been fun," she said of taping the series, which debuts this summer. "A lot of work, but fun. I'm used to Holly and Bridget, but now it's just me. My show's kind of - our show - is kind of like I Love Lucy, but newlyweds. It's funny."

It's actually a little known fact that Lucille Ball produced her own line of stripper poles, as well. They never really took off.

She and Chris Brown may be on a break (whatever that means), but Rihanna is fully cooperating with the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office, her lawyer says.

Attorney Donald Etra tells E! Online that a report that Rihanna is no longer cooperating with prosecutors in their assault and criminal threats case against her longtime beau - whom she's currently taking a break from - is "totally incorrect."

A rep for the D.A. concurs. "We have been in contact with her attorney, and he has always said she is a cooperating victim," says spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons.

Rihanna, who lately has been doing enough partying and clubbing to make up for a month spent out of the limelight, will not be in court on April 6 for Chris Brown's rescheduled arraignment on felony assault and threat charges.

"There is no need for her to [to appear next Monday]," Gibbons told E! Online yesterday. "She is not the defendant in this case, Chris Brown is."

The lawyer appeared on her behalf March 5, telling the court that his client was not requesting an order of protection against her alleged attacker.

Some have argued that Twitter, like MySpace and Facebook, is a waste of the brain, encouraging mindless ego stroking and pure drivel that accounts for nothing.

That may very well be the case, but at least the Heidi Montag is employing the useless "social networking" tool to give hourly props to the almighty Himself.

The most recent thing the plastic princess Twatted was a simple request for good reading material. But the previous four? Direct shout-outs to the big JC ...

Such inspirational words ring true to us all. We, too, are thankful for Lauren Conrad being put into our lives, albeit on a different level. And really, who among us hasn't taken the little things for granted or been too negative at times?

What a difference it would make if the world as a whole would heed such simple, profound wisdom. We can only hope that Heidi will continue posting her innermost thoughts as often as possible, pausing only to eat and sleep.

On last night's Dancing with the Stars...

... Shawn Johnson showed why she's stalker-worthy with an impressive routine in the face of adversity;

... Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani earned the season's highest score, for a few minutes at least;

... Steve Wozniak made us laugh and cringe;

... Gilles Marini and Cheryl Burke were absolutely perfect.

Here's a rundown of this week's scores, from best to worst:

• Gilles Marini and Cheryl Burke: 30
• Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani: 29
• Lil Kim and Derek Hough: 27
• Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas: 25
• Ty Murray and Chelsie Hightower: 25
• Chuck Wicks and Julianne Hough: 22
• David Alan Grier and Kym Johnson: 22
• Lawrence Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska: 19
• Holly Madison and Dmitry Chaplin: 16
• Steve-O and Lacey Schwimmer: 15
• Steve Wozniak and Karina Smirnoff: 12

Who put on your favorite performance? Who should go home tonight?

What a loser. Who can't come up with $20,000 a month?

Former Grey's Anatomy blowhard Isaiah Washington is apparently moving out of the property that's been causing him some recent financial troubles.

He and his wife faced eviction after falling $100,000 behind on rent.

Like so many people falling on hard times, they were told they needed to move out unless they paid the overdue amount. That's typically how it works.

"He's moving out today," a source told RadarOnline.com.

On Monday, housekeepers were spotted packing a large box, and photographs were taken off of the walls. Washington and his wife were seen leaving the residence, although Washington returned 40 minutes later before leaving again.

The papers - filed by his landlord - claim Isaiah Washington and his wife haven't been paying their $20,000 monthly payments on their home in the Venice area of L.A. The complaint says Washington has not paid since November.

The 45-year-old was fired (oh, sorry, not offered another contract to return) from Grey's Anatomy in 2007 after referring to co-star T.R. Knight by gay slurs, when he hadn't even come out of the closet at that point. What a d!ck move.

Alyson Hannigan and her husband, Alexis Denisof, who have both uttered memorable How I Met Your Mother quotes in their day, kept the gender of their baby secret throughout her pregnancy, which the sitcom went out of its way to mask.

Well, it's a girl – and she shares her birthday with her mom!

The baby girl named Satyana Denisof was born March 24 in Los Angeles, which also happens to be Hannigan's birthday. Now that's a coincidence.

"They're very excited, and mom and baby are doing great," says the rep.

Hannigan, 35, first announced she was expecting last October.

This is the first child for the actress and Denisof, 43, who first met on the set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the 1999-2000 season and were married at the Two Bunch Palms resort near Palm Springs, Calif., in 2003. Congratulations!

Holly Madison has a message for Kim Kardashian and other women around the world with cellulite:

You're beautiful!

Days after Kardashian defended the airbrushing that took place on a few of her Complex magazine photos, the former Playboy Bunny is rushing to the defense of the former sex tape star.

"Kim looks amazing," Madison told E! News. "She's a gorgeous girl, and she's got nothing to hide!"

As for her own appearance, Madison says she feels no pressure to adhere to any Hollywood stereotypes.

"I totally don't care," said Madison, who then referenced ex-boyfriend Criss Ange. "The last guy I was with, he liked me best without makeup, so I'm totally casual now."

Holly Madison and Kim Kardashian are both chock full of curves... and sexiness!

Beware, High School Musical fans: the Ashley Tisdale you knew and loved has left the building.

In an interview with MovieFone to promote her new album, Guilty Pleasure, the singer talked about the new edge to her music.

"I'm 23 years old, and this is where I am in my life right now. I'm not trying to run away from my fans. Hopefully, they're growing with me. But it's something that's obviously not like High School Musical. It's edgier."

Speaking of edgy: you won't find Tisdale club-hopping or staging photo ops for herself and boyfriend Jared Murillo. She's - gasp! - content to just hang out with friends.

"Me and my friends are different. We all like to chill at our house, watch movies and hang out or have parties at each others' houses. It's not like we have to go out somewhere and have paparazzi follow us to the clubs and stuff. I mean, they follow me doing things – like really weird stuff like going to Coffee Bean or doing errands."