Have you bought a box of chocolates? Picked out a bouquet of roses?

With Valentine's Day hours away, a few of our favorite celebrities dished a bit on life and love earlier today...

Kim Kardashian crushes on everyone's favorite bachelor George Clooney: "He's just so sexy."

Mischa Barton on her first kiss: "[The guy] tried to force his tongue down my throat."

Kendra Wilkinson said her first kiss "just happened with my 6th grade boyfriend."

Whitney Port said she was "a pretty late-bloomer," as she and her 10th grade boyfriend had been dating for a while but she "was sooooo scared of kissing him."

Khloe Kardashian is a fan of back-up quarterbacks: "Matt Leinart is my number-one crush."

Kim Kardashian hearts George Clooney, while Kendra Wilkinson has moved way on from sixth graders.

She shot to overnight notoriety with her bikini-clad antics on the American Idol auditions earlier this season.  And yesterday Katrina Darrell was spotted shopping for swimwear.

The sexy swimsuit-loving singer headed over to Everything But Water in Beverly Hills to try on a few new bikinis, happily showing off her killer bod for the paparazzi.

Lindsay Lohan is about to die.

On screen, at least.

The promiscuous actress has been cast as the lead female role in the upcoming remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street.

“We were lucky to receive a call from Jason Weinberg, Lindsay’s manager,” producer Andrew Form told JustJared. “He called us to tell us that Lindsay was very interested in the film and wanted to be a part of it. We called Jason back after Wesley Strick finished the script and asked if Lindsay wanted to look at the first draft. She looked it over and loved it. She thought this was the perfect vehicle for her."

Considering the fate of most individuals that come into contact with the movie's iconic villain, Freddie Krueger, it's the perfect vehicle for anyone that's been hoping Lohan's head gets chopped off as well.

"I couldn’t imagine having a better actress for the part," Form said.

Sounds about right to us. Lindsay has been acting like a lesbian with Samantha Ronson for months now.

Jessica Simpson's concert tour rolled into Madison Square Garden last night, and for the alleged country singer, well, there was both good news and bad.

She remembered all her song lyrics, made no desperate dedications to Tony Romo and didn't cry a single time - no Grand Rapids meltdown reloaded.

But on the celebrity fashion front, a meltdown would put it mildly.

While her outfit represents an improvement from the mom jeans that sparked the infamous weight gain rumors, her "skort" was a disaster in itself:

Jessica Simpson explained it this way: "I've had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note. That's why I'm wearing a skort - it's not a skirt, not a short - just so they wouldn't split."

Well, there you have it. R.I.P., short shorts. Hello, skort.

Click to enlarge more pictures of Jessica in her skort thing and showing off serious leg for an appreciative (hopefully earplug-carrying) New York City crowd ...

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

Enjoying all the spoils of landing on the cover of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, Bar Refaeli was spotted arriving at LAX nightclub in Las Vegas last night (February 12).

The Israeli hottie was in the house for a private party with the sponsors of the magazine, along with a bunch of her fellow swimsuit models. 

She’s a longtime veteran of awards shows, and last night (February 12) Halle Berry was a seasoned pro at the 2009 NAACP Image Awards.

The “Monster’s Ball” mama played co-host of the night, alongside the multitalented Tyler Perry, both entertainers showing off their fantastic chemistry together.

Though reports are running rampant that Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight are planning to leave “Grey’s Anatomy,” the show’s creator Shonda Rhimes said it isn’t so.

While chatting with press at last night’s NAACP Image Awards, Rhimes was asked about the story and responded, “That was a very interesting rumor.  And it’s not true.”

Continuing her tour as Rascal Flatts’ opening act, Jessica Simpson took the stage at Madison Square Garden in New York City last night (February 12).

The “Come on Over” songstress looked cool and confident as she pranced around, singing and working the crowd during her warm-up set.

Last night (February 12) the Shrine Auditorium was overflowing with fabulous people as the 2009 NAACP Image Awards took over the venue. 

And Beyonce Knowles was one of the night’s biggest stars- she took home the trophy for Outstanding Female Artist, joining Jamie Foxx who won the Outstanding Male Artist honors.

Taking time out of their over-packed schedules to put family first, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were spotted out with their daughter Harlow Winter yesterday (February 12).

The “Simple Life” mommy and her “I Don’t Wanna Be in Love” rocker opted for some retail therapy at the Beverly Center, looking blissful as they pushed Harlow’s stroller past the paparazzi.